brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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