Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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