Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize
