Well apparently he's into motor boating.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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