what if I'm pregnant?
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i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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