She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
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