I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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