Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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