Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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