Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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