At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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