Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
So vagazzling was a success
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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