How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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