if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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