I cannot find my penis.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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