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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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