Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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