Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
