Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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