I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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