I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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