alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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