GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
