4 words: hood of his car
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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