My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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