We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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