I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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