"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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