HIV tests are more positive than that guy
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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