This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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