end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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