My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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