You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
How's work?
Spinning.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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