i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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