Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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