Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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