i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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