Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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