and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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