you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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