Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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