Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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