It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Someone signed my nipple.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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