Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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