I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
