How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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