MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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