I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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