12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I party with great urgency now.
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