Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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