The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
he fucked my hip out of place.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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