My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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