no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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